{"id":1952,"date":"2023-06-03T06:19:13","date_gmt":"2023-06-03T06:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/?p=1952"},"modified":"2023-06-04T12:53:27","modified_gmt":"2023-06-04T12:53:27","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/2023\/06\/03\/wtf\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">18%???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"570\" src=\"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-1024x570.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1953\" srcset=\"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-1024x570.png 1024w, https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-300x167.png 300w, https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-768x428.png 768w, https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-1536x855.png 1536w, https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-2048x1140.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zwei Dinge sind schockierend an dieser Grafik: die AfD erreicht eine Zustimmung von 18% und die ehemalige Volkspartei SPD (Partei, die zwischen Verr\u00e4terpartei, Nichtsk\u00f6nnerpartei und Alleskaputtmachenpartei oszilliert, danke <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.fefe.de\/\">Fefe<\/a>) ist gleichauf mit der AfD. Ich muss weinen\ud83d\ude2a. Wein. Da hilft evtl. wirklich nur Wein\ud83c\udf77. Was tun? Eigene Partei gr\u00fcnden? Das ist das Problem. Nein, das mache ich nicht. Zu bequem, zu viel Arbeit, will nicht, dass man mich sieht, k\u00f6nnen andere machen\u2026etc. Ich schau\u2018 weg, obwohl jetzt der Zeitpunkt w\u00e4re hinzuschauen. Schande. Die Welt brennt, doch ich penne.\ud83d\udca9Pile of Poo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ich habe heute einen Lieferandofahrer mit einem \u201aChe Guevara\u2018-T-Shirt gesehen. Ich erinnere mich: ich war in der siebten Klasse, da habe ich dem Schulpunker altklug mitgeteilt, dass ich \u201aThe Doors\u2018 auch cool finde. Da er scheinbar ein \u201aJim Morrison\u2018-T-Shirt trug. Meine gew\u00fcnschte Solidarisierung lief allerdings nur mittel, denn er sagte: \u201eDas ist Che Guevara und nicht Jim Morrison, Kleiner\u201c. Die sahen sich aber wirklich \u00e4hnlich. <br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Che_Guevara\">Ernesto \u201aChe\u2018 Guevara<\/a> war ein&nbsp;marxistischer&nbsp;Revolution\u00e4r und Autor. Er war von 1956 bis 1959 ein zentraler Anf\u00fchrer&nbsp;<em>(Comandante)<\/em>&nbsp;der Rebellenarmee der&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kubanische_Revolution\">Kubanischen Revolution<\/a>. Sein Leben wie auch die mysteri\u00f6sen Umst\u00e4nde seines Tods waren die Ursache f\u00fcr den Personenkult um ihn. Er war Zahnarzt, was ihn tendenziell zu einer schwierigen Person macht. Ich war dieses Jahr noch nicht. Hmmm\ud83e\uddd0. Vorbeugen ist besser als bohren..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aber was ich eigentlich schreiben wollte war, dass ich im Gegenteil eines Scherben-Viertels lebe. Eher in einem \u201a<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org\/dictionary\/english\/happy-go-lucky\">Happy-Go-Lucky<\/a>\u2018-Viertel. Erkennen kann man das am Sortiment der ans\u00e4ssigen Eisdiele. Nicht Erdbeer, Vanille, Schoko, Schlumpf, sondern Cheesecake, Mango, Erdbeer-Sorbet (milch-frei) und Mascarpone-Himbeer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eben habe ich zwei Kugeln Eis gegessen. \u201aHaselnuss\u2018 und \u201aMascarpone-Himbeer\u2018. Eine kleine \u201aSchl\u00fcssel vergessen\u2018-Episode danach ist unspektakul\u00e4r gel\u00f6st worden. Mein Dank gilt der Nachbarin und dem Universum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fr\u00fcher gab es \u201aSpaghetti-Eis\u2018 in der Eisdiele in der N\u00e4he, aber das kannte ich nicht. Spaghetti-Eis kenne ich bis heute nicht. Things-to-do-before-you-die\u2018-Liste aktualisiert: \u201aSpaghetti-Eis\u2018 essen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Und \u201aSchl\u00fcssel nicht vergessen\u2018 steht auch auf der Liste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/image-842x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1979\" width=\"648\" height=\"788\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201aHIER ORIGINAL SERVIERT\u2018. Schei\u00df auf\u2018s Verb.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two things are shocking about this graph: the AfD achieves an approval rating of 18% and the former people&#8217;s party SPD (party that oscillates between traitor party, do-nothing party and do-everything party, thanks <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.fefe.de\/\">Fefe<\/a>) is on par with the AfD. I have to cry\ud83d\ude2a. Wine. Maybe only wine can help\ud83c\udf77. What to do? Found your own party? That&#8217;s the problem. No, I won&#8217;t. Too comfortable, too much work, don&#8217;t want people to see me, others can do it\u2026etc. I look away, although now would be the time to look. Shame on me. The world is on fire, but I&#8217;m sleeping .\ud83d\udca9Pile of Poo. <br><br>I saw a Deliveryando (Lieferando \ud83e\udd23) cyclist wearing a &#8218;Che Guevara&#8216; t-shirt today. I remember: I was in seventh grade and I precociously informed the school punk that I thought &#8218;The Doors&#8216; were cool too. Since he was apparently wearing a &#8218;Jim Morrison&#8216;-T-shirt. My desired solidarity, however, was only \u2018medium\u2019, because he said: &#8222;That&#8217;s Che Guevara and not Jim Morrison, kid&#8220;. They really did look alike though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ernesto &#8218;Che&#8216; Guevara was a Marxist revolutionary and author. He was a central leader (comandante) of the rebel army of the Cuban Revolution from 1956 to 1959. His life as well as the mysterious circumstances of his death were the cause of the personality cult around him. He was a dentist, which tends to make him a difficult person. I haven&#8217;t been yet this year. Hmmm\ud83e\uddd0. Prevention is better than drilling. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what I really wanted to write was that I live in the opposite of a shard neighbourhood. More like a &#8218;happy-go-lucky&#8216;-neighbourhood. You can tell by the range of products at the local ice cream parlour (<em>Is this correct? Ice cream parlour?<\/em>). Not strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, smurf, but cheesecake, mango, strawberry sorbet (dairy-free) and mascarpone-raspberry. I just had two scoops of ice cream. Hazelnut&#8216; and &#8218;Mascarpone-Raspberry&#8216;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A small &#8218;forgotten key&#8216; episode afterwards has been solved unspectacularly (\u2018No, DeepL! It\u2019s \u2018short\u2019, not small\u2019. It is, isn\u2019t it?). My thanks to the universe and my neighbour (<em>British English!<\/em>) . There used to be &#8217;spaghetti ice cream&#8216; at the ice cream parlour (?correct?) nearby, but I did never try it. I still haven\u2019t tried spaghetti ice cream. Things-to-do-before-you-die&#8216; list updated: try &#8217;spaghetti ice cream&#8216;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And add &#8218;Don&#8217;t forget your keys\u2018 also to the list. Especially important after \u2620\ufe0f. So you might leave, if you don\u2019t enjoy heaven resp. hell. Or don\u2019t get along with the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\">Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18%??? Zwei Dinge sind schockierend an dieser Grafik: die AfD erreicht eine Zustimmung von 18% und die ehemalige Volkspartei SPD (Partei, die zwischen Verr\u00e4terpartei, Nichtsk\u00f6nnerpartei und Alleskaputtmachenpartei oszilliert, danke Fefe) ist gleichauf mit der AfD. Ich muss weinen\ud83d\ude2a. Wein. Da hilft evtl. wirklich nur Wein\ud83c\udf77. Was tun? Eigene Partei gr\u00fcnden? Das ist das Problem. Nein, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-https-raschelmond-de-blog2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1952"}],"version-history":[{"count":61,"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2063,"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1952\/revisions\/2063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raschelmond.de\/Blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}